Peterís Rules



1.           If anything can go wrong, fix it! (to hell with Murphy!) 

2.           When given a choice, take both!

3.           Multiple projects lead to multiple successes.

4.           Start at the top, then work your way up!

5.           Do it by the book Ö but be the author!

6.           If you canít beat them, join them! Then, beat them!!

7.           If itís worth doing, itís got to be done right now!

8.           If you canít win, change the rules!

9.           If you canít change the rules, ignore them!

10.       Perfection is not optional!

11.       When forced to compromise, ask for more!

12.       ďNoĒ means begin again at one level higher!

13.       Donít walk when you can run!

14.       Bureaucracy is a challenge to be conquered with a righteous attitude,

        a tolerance for stupidity and a bulldozer when necessary!

15.       Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing!